Dating Jokes For Him

You are like my asthma.

You just take my breath away.

Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Yes, it is February 14th.

The funniest joke of all time is my love life.

Never laugh at your significant other’s choices because you happen to be one of them.

Are you familiar with that tingly feeling that you get in your body when you start to develop feelings for someone?

That feeling is actually all of your common sense leaving your body.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the letters U and I together.

Have you ever been fishing before?

I only ask because I really think that we should hook up.