Why did the football team go to the bank?
To get their quarterback.
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball.
Why don’t basketball players go on vacation?
They’d get called for traveling.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog.
Why did the golfer bring an extra shirt?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the tennis player get kicked out of the restaurant?
He made too many racquet.
What do you call a baseball player who throws a grenade?
A thrower error.
Why did the baseball player get arrested?
He stole second base.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Because you dribble all over the court.
Why did the football coach go to the bakery?
He needed a good roll player.
Why was the stadium so cold?
There were too many fans.
Why don’t golfers ever get lost?
They always follow the course.
What’s a runner’s favorite subject in school?
Jog-raphy.
Why was the boxer so good at math?
He knew how to take a punchline.
Why did the ref get kicked out of the bar?
For blowing the whistle too early.
What do you call a race car driver who never wins?
A back-seat driver.
Why are spiders great baseball players?
Because they know how to catch flies.
Why do hockey players make good dates?
They’re great on ice.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was tired of being kicked around.
What’s a gymnast’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop — lots of flips.
Why did the bike fall over during the race?
It was two-tired.
What’s a baseball player’s least favorite kind of music?
Pitch-perfect.
Why did the swimmer bring a pencil to practice?
To draw her own lane.
What’s the difference between a pitcher and a bowler?
One throws strikes, the other rolls them.
Why can’t skeletons play sports?
Because they don’t have the heart for it.